The lighter side of conveyancing!

Property law does have some humorous moments as the following stories illustrate:

An enquiry in the following terms was made concerning a built-in fish tank at a property. "Please confirm that the built-in fish tank and the fish are included in the sale price." The sellers' solicitor, known for his sense of humour, replied "The built-in fish tank and the fish are included in the price; however the water will be removed!"

The same solicitor, on receipt of a deed which had evidently been mauled by the seller's dog, in acknowledging receipt of it sent a bone and asked that this should be passed on to the seller' s dog with his compliments!

We are currently grappling with this enquiry: “Our client would be grateful if your client could confirm exactly where the kitchen of the property but was unable to locate the same when she went for a telephone point is at the property. Our client understood that this was in the further look round.” Answers on a postcard please!

We were also once asked if a key could be released before completion so that the buyer could lay carpets and “perhaps destroy some items of furniture.”